31/07/2008

Potatamoto

I have the webcomic links below the posts for a reason, but nonetheless I will point out this very telling recent strip from Scott Ramsoomair's (brilliant) VGCats: "Waiting".

Concerning Nintendo's general stance towards their fans, I am not qualified to comment (not being a Nintendo fan). However, their recent change of stance did not fail to attract even my interest.

Maybe it will work out, and their new target audience will support them for another two decades, like the last one did...

30/07/2008

Lessons of GMG [Reproduction]

Part of the blog's mission statement is commentary.

And so far, I'll admit that most of the commentary I've had to make about things has ended up in either a forum among those where I'm currently active, or in my head for reprocessing.

Therefore, not much was left to post here. However, I recently had an epiphany and decided to make a satirical post about the aforementioned GMG Forum's everyday realities, as seen through the eyes of someone coming to the forum with the purpose of learning about life.


"Why are you explaining this, now?
Isn't a joke supposed to go unexplained?"

Well, yes, but it appears that almost everyone who responded in that by-now reasonably popular thread missed most of my less obvious irony, and I thought I'd make it plain that there is less-obvious irony to be found. I hope that helps, because I might even say that, judging from the responses, the very specific target I was aiming at has been hit.

So without further ado, here follows a reproduction of my commentary on both GMG, and the actual world of classical music lovers in general, in spite of(?) the various stereotypes in abundance.

[Further hint: neither order nor spacing are random, at any point.]

[Edit: Forum member Greg perceptively adds:
12. "In classical music, we always skip 12."

No, that was not deliberate.]

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Valuable lessons on life from the GMG Classical Music Forum:


1. Classical music is for everyone.


2. Except bigots.


3. Or maybe especially them.


4. If composer or performance practice: old is good, new is better; 
older is best.

5. If conductor or soloist: new is bad, old is better; older is still best.


6. Each person is entitled to their opinion.

7. Unless they are wrong.


8. No matter their age, everyone has something to prove.


9. Classical music listeners are not elitist.

10. Non-specialist musical discussions are largely useless.


11. Classical music listeners also excel in philosophy, theology, sociology and psychology by default.

13. Non-specialist discussions 
on the above are far preferable to the lies specialist discussions give birth to.


14. Richard Wagner's music is boring and shallow, due to its dependence on long-winded text.

15. Richard Wagner's music is exciting and profound, 
especially due to its dependence on long-winded text.


16. Consistency is optional.

17. As are manners.

18. But mannerisms are not.

19. Nor is etiquette.


20. Classical music is for those who can understand it.



And Now For Something Completely Different: Behold, A Useful Post

Since this blog's establishment, I have done my best to turn my "acquaintance period" with the medium into something more than a stream of nonsense: a stream of entertaining nonsense.

Because in all honesty, occasionally entertaining (though labyrinthine, "syntactic boa constrictors", to adapt a Brahms quote) as The Prodigal Sorcerer's posts up to this point might have been, they are still nowhere near the stated goal of providing something.

So let me start steering this blog into the waters it was actually due to sail (if you'll excuse the overtly literary metaphor), through providing you with two links, and a small introduction.


I am a member of the GMG Classical Music Forum, as might be evident by my linking it. (See: "Relevant To My Interests, just to the right.)

And in this wonderful forum, which I will no doubt discuss again in future posts, there is a thread about what each member is listening to, where many an odd thing sees the light of the world at large: privately-sourced recordings, old LPs, new releases, downloads and radio or internet broadcasts all eventually appear.

So, in the realm of the latter, now that I am done with forming that rather idyllic picture of our "listening" thread, through a link he provided, esteemed member Bruce Hodges (one of our moderators, as well) alerted me to the existence of two immensely interesting sites:


The first is SymphonyCast, and it provides free broadcasts, available on demand, for one orchestral concert of symphonic music per week from the world's most prominent concert halls and orchestras.

"A great nation deserves great art" appears to be the rubric (sponsored by UBS), and although this site is mainly intended for an American audience as a result, it is still a fantastic source of high-quality (for broadcasts; 128kbps) material from such ensembles as the Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra, or the Berlin Philharmonic in fascinating programmes, often by conductors among the finest (ca. 2008).

For example, I dipped into a concert by the RCO, Iván Fischer conducting, culminating in Schoenberg's transcription of Brahms' Piano Quarter No. 1 for orchestra; and then on to the Berlin Philharmonic playing Schubert's 9th (C minor) Symphony under Bernard Haitink!


I won't add anything beyond that anyone orchestrally-inclined should investigate posthaste. And thus the second site, which those of you following classical broadcasts on the net are almost certainly aware of, but which I am still mentioning, is medici.tv.

"A compilation of on-demand video broadcasts from the great Verbier Festival, as well as more concerts from Aspen and Aix-en-Provence, coupled with live streams of them from all three (after which they enter the free, on-demand phase), and a huge historical catalogue of classical concerts and documentaries to boot (albeit for a fee, these).

The broadcasts are available in low and high quality to account for one's connection speed, and are magnificently presented throughout."

What's more to add on medici.tv? Beyond the fact that they're also sponsored by UBS, conspicuously, I can't think of anything.

But if the notion of having a front-row seat at every concert in the Verbier Festival (let alone the other two), listening to some of the best chamber and orchestral musicians perform incredible music live or whenever you want to does not appeal to you, then I do imagine you're in the part of the readership that's not here for the music!

Let me even throw in the fact that both the MET(ropolitan Opera), and now the Bayreuth Festival (yes, I did write what you just read; albeit for a hefty fee) are streaming a number of their productions online, to couple the orchestral and chamber music from above.


So it seems that times do change. And in the face of this revolution in the dissemination of good music across the globe, I would enjoy having someone tell me we are, in fact, in cultural decline.

27/07/2008

A Chopin(g) Liszt Triumph!

Oh yes, going from one bad pun to the next (see title).

However, the subject matter, a Chopin and Liszt piano music compilation from the hands of Sviatoslav Richter, is altogether beyond my repeated poor attempts at humour.

When I was compiling said shopping list yesterday, you see (in my head), the 2-disc set in question was a big "maybe":

According to Decca, the recordings dated from 1988, and that was not generally Richter's best period (old as he was, by then). But he did have moments of brilliance in that era, and I couldn't rule out the possibility. And what of the Liszt B minor sonata, always tricky?

Yet in any affair, I finally caved in and put it in the shopping list, spent a whole lot more money than I planned between it and Horowitz's last public recital (superb), and was amply rewarded!


For that is no mere recital, in that Richter disc (was that trite enough?): it is genius caught on record, the legendary pianist at his elusive best throughout. In fact, his best period too, if information I was given placing the recordings in 1966 is correct (very likely).

Masterful and deeply profound, this is a disc that I would recommend to all Chopin or Liszt lovers, or anyone wanting to find out what either composer can sound like in such great hands.



Edit: Added a snide self-critical remark, which you can ignore; I couldn't.

Edits, RSS and You

(As excised from the previous post.)

Edit: Do those of you subscribing, all three of you, get repeated notices for posts, one for every time I edit them? If so, I'd best type each of them a couple of days ahead, for good measure.

Edit 2: No, seriously, I feel very guilty now, if I'm making your readers go berserk. Or worse yet, if they don't update, and you end up reading the unedited versions of the posts. Hm. Distressing.

Edit 3: Firstly, I shrunk the edits. Secondly, I think I've gotten the hang of the spacing in this interface, at last. Significantly fewer edits predicted, regardless of what's going on in your readers.

Edit 4: The edits won't shrink, so I'm moving them to a different post.

"...Bearing Gifts"

Heads-up on the movies, tonight, again.

Unfortunately still no Dark Knight, but "Bad Company" on the television menu: Chris Rock trying to act, (failing miserably), twin to a murdered secret agent, Anthony Hopkins the CIA mentor that trains "Kevin" (Rock) for the act. Pleasant flick, nothing more.

But: The terrorists who, according to the motley script, were ultimately planning on unleashing nuclear terror on New York via Grand Central Station, part of a large international network, they weren't Middle Eastern, as is the tradition for these films.

No. After one of them, a tall, sinister looking bald man called his accomplice to verify codes for a portable nuclear device, the grand revelation (to the viewer in the know) was made:

They were Greek, the nasty buggers.

For once, the script is on my side.

19/07/2008

A Personal Tip

Even though there's very little content in it right now, anyway, I'd like to point your attention to the fact that the most insufferably obnoxious posts in the Sorcerer are usually tagged "Personal".

Therefore, if you want to sample only the (incidental, if not accidental) post of occasional serious commentary, the kind of which has obviously yet to appear in the blog, by all means filter out anything with the "Personal" tag on it. Including the present post.

Thank you.

Period Rabbit & Omelet

So I call my parents, today, and catch them eating lunch. "I'm listening to the Trout", I mention - the Schubert quintet: "we're eating rabbit, here, and some omelet", responds my father.

I'll keep that in mind if I compose a quintet one day. I'm sure the "Rabbit & Omelet" will be just as popular as the Trout; if not more!


On other news, I've had a wonderful morning listening to parts of the recent Anima Eterna Beethoven sympony cycle, Jos van Immerseel conducting, truly a (period) delight.

And I say this as someone who is not particularly fond of "historically informed" (period performance) Beethoven interpretation.
 Yet this cycle "delivers the goods", as they say...


Finally, I at last acquired a very persistently elusive 1964 recording of the "Heroic" Polonaise (in A flat) by, of course, Frédéric Chopin, courtesy of the late and great Artur Rubinstein.
 Which I admit was available via an easy-to-get RCA release all along. But I wish record labels would be wiser in promoting their wares, repeating the same wish every time I see another bland recording of "crowd pleaser A" get the spotlight instead of the real treasures in the respective label's catalogue. End of rant.


[Lots of editing, as is the custom.

Make what you will of the content, before it changes again!]

[Ouch. What a typo! Thankfully it's gone now. Then you ask why I keep editing those posts; or you don't ask, but I answer regardless...]

18/07/2008

Old Republic, New Frontiers (TM)

It seems I missed the official confirmation of the Bioware/Lucasarts/EA (Knights of the) Old Republic MMO. Just as well, as it won't exactly be going gold next week, anyhow.

Still, it's Bioware's name "on the tin". If Mass Effect is to be of any indication of their work's current level, I'd say the prospects are good.

Colour me interested, EALucaBiowarts!


Now if only they could avoid trivialising Jedi and the Force, under the excuse of their great numbers...

But I'll withhold my scepticism until more details surface, I promise.

17/07/2008

The Movies!

So I've been watching a few movies again, recently.

Rather, they've been all there was to watch in the dead of night on TV, and I thought I'd take up my old sport again... There was a time when I'd watch so many movies in a given week that I'd half-forget what part was where, which actor whom!
 In any case, that last couple of days' "harvest" has been moderate - all from local television, non-cable, without much choice.

Firstly "The Rock" - Sean Connery the old SAS agent-cum-Alkatraz-escapee managed to produce a grin or two, though for the second or third time now. Entertaining still. (Edit.)

Then the next day, a couple of TV series' episodes of the new style I've mostly not followed (apart from the first season of 24, and a few seasons of CSI), including another repeat of the "mad cultists sacrifice innocents to appease village deities" motif immortalised for me in the abominable remake of "The Wicker Man", Nicholas Cage and all.
 Did I mention my stomach churns every time that theme comes up?

It could be my reservations about the concept of "one for the good of the many, no choice involved": but there is still something deeply disturbing about how, contrary to movies with one "villain", the malign village-people in these sort of movies or series almost always seem to (mostly) get away with it.
 Surely a betrayal of the hollywood spirit itself; bad faith?
 And along this line of thought, the other series involved a desperate man who'd taken a hostage to escape returning to prison getting shot in the head unarmed by a sniper, and the "noble cop" character who was negotiating being told that "he did his job"; and not at all tongue-in-cheek. Insert further stomach-churning.

But the TV-watching night was saved by a ghastly (as in "horrible") movie about a certain fellow called the "Daemonicus" coming to signal the end of the world, which was a disgrace to whoever made it, but which also included Chopin's Nocturne No. 2 (his op. 9, no. 2 to be exact), likely my favourite of the set.

And at any rate, it was not ghastlier, nor more of a disgrace, than the movie I suffered through last night, one "Dungeons & Dragons [2]: Wrath of the Dragon God". I dare say it was even worst than the first D&D movie; while in case they intended it to appeal to the fan crowd, speaking as a long-time player and Dungeon Master, avid fan of the game, I'd call it an even greater failure.
 It was barely the right kind of "bad" to be funny, but borderline so.

However, my patience was rewarded with today's catch, Cameron Crowe's "Elizabethtown" out of all things.
 I did not expect much from this movie, I admit (despite my being known to enjoy even such un-male things as The Notebook). Yet it managed to win me over, maybe even make me smile...
 Of course, don't think too deep. But it was a sweet and somehow unusual (for the feel-good genre) effort, complete with a nigh-perfectly cast Kirsten Dunst, for once, and a surprisingly appealing Orlando Bloom, far less wooden than usual. I kid you not.

Thus, the tally is "a bunch of horrible flicks/series episodes, a re-run of an enjoyable older blockbuster, and a new feel-good movie for the (proverbial) collection". Not bad, I'd say.
 Though I'm now looking forward for "The Dark Night" on the big screen, and seeing if Heath Ledger's Joker really is as good as I'd hope. Who knows, maybe I'll even throw in some Kubrick from the private stock (i.e. my DVD collection), to liven the weekend up...

So to speak.

15/07/2008

(M)editations

Due to some dissatisfaction with both content and presentation, I edited the already-existing posts slightly. Hopefully for the better.

And more hopeful yet am I that this will eventually stop being a necessity, when I fully get to grips with this e-medium.

I am used to forums, you see! But regardless, my apologies if all this editing business causes any undue frustration.

- And already the sixth time I edit this post. Feh! -

Zenith

According to Kotaku, Apogee is back. That is the short version.

The longer version (still shorter than yesterday's rambling concert impressions, for the length of which I blame the lack of sleep), is that in the computer-gaming equivalent of the Bronze Age, Apogee Software was a gaming company who produced a number of classic gaming titles for the audience of the time.

Being part of that audience (just starting serious computer gaming; consoles would follow only after buying a Playstation as late as 1999), I poured over Apogee's catalogue, from the cult ("Crystal Caves", "Secret Agent", "Major Stryker"), to the addictive ("Bio Menace", "Stargunner"), to the iconic ("Duke Nukum", "Duke Nukem 2").

This was a company that made polished games, distributing their first "act" as shareware and offering the rest of the game for a nominal fee (if one considers the price of games, these days).
 One of their catalogue's great hits was also id Software's "Commander Keen" series, incidentally, which Apogee published*; but I never liked Commander Keen too much - him or his pogo stick!

This was, additionally, a company that offered their catalogue online for download with payment via credit card circa 1997, much to my amazement as a European, at the time.

And all in all, Apogee Software is one of the two gaming companies that have never disappointed me (the other being Blizzard Entertainment), and a part of gaming history itself.
 Of course, it still existed regardless, under the well-known name of 3D Realms ("Duke Nukem 3D", "Max Payne", "Max Payne 2", "Prey").
 But to hear that the original Apogee is returning, with not only their old catalogue "rearmed", but new games as well - Duke Nukem games, no less, which they created quite a while before it or they became "3D" - is a very great piece of gaming news indeed.

Long may they make games, no matter the platform.


*Other games they published but did not develop include the utterly cult "Alien Carnage", stylish "Raptor", and odd-but-oddly-enjoyable "Death Rally". Did I also mention "Wolfenstein 3D"?

14/07/2008

Ravel Unleashed

I once read about the Vienna Symphony Orchestra that, though inferior to the Vienna Philharmonic, on a good night, you'd be hard pressed to tell the two apart.
 And it does seem part of the live orchestral concert experience, the thrill of the unexpected: the good night and the bad night; the promise of that magical improvised éncore...

It was with some trepidation that I went to an all-Ravel concert in the Odeon of Herodes Atticus (Athens, Greece), as part of the yearly Athens Festival, precisely for that reason. 
 The last concert I had attended in that (otherwise incredible) open-air venue was of Olivier Messiaen's Des Canyons aux Étoiles, a superb Ensemble InterContemporain playing literally against the wind. Would the weather be a problem? Would the orchestra, the Orchestre de Paris under Christoph Eschenbach's baton, be in good form? 

As it turned out, the weather was not a problem: a fine day, not too warm, as is often the case for Greece, and just enough wind to make the evening pleasant. And the first piece on the programme, the fairy-tale suite Ma Mère l'Oie went off without a hitch; beautifully.
 Indeed, there was quite unusually beautiful orchestral playing in evidence, fully in line with my expectations of a French orchestra playing Ravel: Eschenbach in full rapport with his orchestra, including an enchanting first violin, the piece was almost made inspiring.
 All in all a very good (or even great) warm-up, followed by warm applause, then time for a break to cool off.

Back from the break, the orchestra took their seats, Eschenbach returned (more applause), and the real concert, one could say, began. La Valse was first, and what a valse!
 What was previously the rapport of conductor and orchestra seemed to become an organic link between them. The orchestral sound, delivered impeccably through the "Herodion's" acoustics became as refined as the colours of a Renoir, or a Matisse. And the piece itself, the rhythm, the flow and the ebb, intensifying, dazzling, spellbinding.
 Had the concert ended there, it would have still been an example of what an orchestra sounds like at the peak of their form on a truly "good night", that astonishing valse.

Still, there was more ahead: Daphnis et Chloé, the second suite, musical impressionism almost at its most lauded. And finally Bolero.

But here was the point where circumstances conspired to create something truly extraordinary: mid-way into Daphnis et Chloé, the mounting percussive climaxes awakened something more than the usual excitement of the audience.
 It was a cicada, sitting on the ancient edifice above the orchestra. And an opinionated insect, to boot.
 Cicadas, you see, produce a trademark buzzing sound to attract a mate. That sound is rhythmic, repetitive, and loud.
 So this particular cicada saw it fit to initiate its mating ritual, given all the ruckus, yet never opting to consult Maestro Eschenbach about the tempo. In fact, it chose a tempo that was quite contrary to that of the orchestra at that moment - albeit very steady.

Enter a highly amused audience, and even more amused orchestra - smiles all around, grins, chuckles - yet not for a moment a note missed, a cue botched, a rhythm faltering...
 If not for the rapidly-mounting mirth of the musicians and the fact that the music was getting louder and louder, even beyond the score's requirement, one might not have noticed a difference (assuming they could somehow erase the cicada's buzzing from the sound-picture).

This was an impressive feat of orchestral discipline and gusto. And Daphnis et Chloé was a particularly passionate affair to begin with, well-suited to the rising excitement all around, be it in the audience or the orchestra. But what of Bolero?

Bolero: grinding repetition, weaving of texture seemingly ad infinitum, then collapse.
 In the hands of conductors like Herbert von Karajan, Bolero is hypnotic - a meditative trance gone awry.  Maybe in the hands of Eschenbach it would have been that too.
 He conducted it without hand-movements, cueing the orchestra purely with his eyes, leaving it in their hands.
 (And here is where I wondered if "antics" like this are what has driven him out of Philadelphia, but that is an altogether different subject.)

So the orchestra were free to conjure up the sound, the rhythm, the repetition, the build-up.  And all amidst the cicada accompaniment, which even stopped and changed tempo intermittently. Such a difficult situation for any orchestra, I was thinking.
 But they took that excitement, that unexpected surprise, the mirth it generated, and they put it into the music.

I am still amazed by the results.
 What is ordinarily (to me) a meditation became the musical equivalent of a caged animal struggling against its bonds.
 More and more the sheer tension accumulated like static electricity, Eschenbach using his hands again, raising the tension ever higher, until at the end the music exploded; burst into pieces, shattered rather than collapsed. Even that cicada finally gave up.
 The ovation(s) that followed almost shook the ancient auditorium. Eschenbach gave the flowers he was presented with to the drummer who held the rhythm for Bolero, an especially difficult task that night, and I left the Herodion grinning and breathless, smiles all around.

Thus was brought to a close a concert that begun as a "good night" for the Orchestre de Paris, and ended a musical revelation for yours truly. Never had I seen in Ravel's music the potential for such an elemental outburst. I still wonder if it was the music, or the moment.
 Regardless, I will be back in Athens next summer - if only to remember that one night with the cicada, and Ravel unleashed.

Pending.

Almost two months ago, I wrote here about "starting to fulfill the rest of [The Prodigal Sorcerer's] mission statement". Thankfully, I also wrote about this blog being "whimsically updated"; though I suspect I've taken this latter statement a little too far...

Almost two months later, and there is still nothing posted here. I could blame my being busy (which I was), my turbulent private life (which it is), or the rapidly rising price of oil (a fact).

Instead, I will isolate the real reason in that, throughout this period, despite a number of issues that caught my interest, there was not that one thing I truly wanted to begin on: a high note.

Now, that high note has finally been supplied, courtesy of the Orchestre de Paris, and its music director, Christoph Eschenbach.

(Of course, the high note might equally well have been Metal Gear Solid 4, to quickly jump to another of the blog's main subjects. That is, had I played it yet: for better or for worse, I haven't.)

Therefore, The Prodigal Sorcerer is now active in earnest.

Let's see for how long it will last!