27/07/2008

"...Bearing Gifts"

Heads-up on the movies, tonight, again.

Unfortunately still no Dark Knight, but "Bad Company" on the television menu: Chris Rock trying to act, (failing miserably), twin to a murdered secret agent, Anthony Hopkins the CIA mentor that trains "Kevin" (Rock) for the act. Pleasant flick, nothing more.

But: The terrorists who, according to the motley script, were ultimately planning on unleashing nuclear terror on New York via Grand Central Station, part of a large international network, they weren't Middle Eastern, as is the tradition for these films.

No. After one of them, a tall, sinister looking bald man called his accomplice to verify codes for a portable nuclear device, the grand revelation (to the viewer in the know) was made:

They were Greek, the nasty buggers.

For once, the script is on my side.

3 comments:

  1. Dark Knight was very good! Not the masterpiece everyone makes it to be, but still thoroughly enjoyable. Ledger was sublime and Bale's Batman voice still as cheesy.

    I also watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind today, which surprised me very pleasantly.

    And... Greek terrorists? Watch out for the tzatziki gas!

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  2. Yesterday's fasoles might be more alarming yet, to quote that time-honoured joke.

    Good to hear about Dark Knight. I'll probably be going this Friday, or over the weekend.

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  3. Hah, did I make a typo on Dark (K)night? Editing, they tell you.

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